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WHO IS BORAT?
Borat Sagdiyev is a character created on Da Ali G Show.
He is a humorous TV reporter character from Kazakhstan,
and can be seen in the new movie:
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
The movie is very explicit and not for the faint of heart.
It’s an obscene comedy which you won’t see anything else like it.
Some people laugh so hard, they cry!
He was created by Actor/Comedian/English TV personality:
Sacha Baron Cohen (Sacha was born in 1971 and is 35.)
TOP BORAT MOVIE QUOTES AND TV QUOTES
"I was an Ice maker, a Gypsy catcher and I was helping camels get a sexual liquid explosion to make babies..."
"What is the best move to silence a woman?- I have a friend, a giant from Turkmenistan came..took him... broke his anus...- What is the best move to defend from a Jew (with the claw...)"
"Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat."
"America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party."
"American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine."
"This one I have to pay money for, but she worth it! Wow wow wee waa!"
"May I ask you are a man who does with another man?"
"You have big bollocks? Can I touch them?"
"Can you do a dirt in there?"
"And Gypsies, can they play or is best to keep them away?"
"But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!"
"I love a baseball, do you love a baseballs?"
"Is nice… Is a good, but I have… seen bigger."
"She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan."
"He will say many bad things, but that is because he is a liar."
"Last night, me and my wife, we have sex."
"I make a smell. It smell like a sh*t."
"Can I buy you?"
"I had a good sh*t"
“Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party”
"My wife she is dead…she die in the field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife."
"If you vote for him he will make sure you and your family have a good years. If you do not… you will be sorry."
"In Kazakhstan we say man who has never killed a man is like man with no khram."
"Can I put a camera in the lady toilet?"
"I am big like can of Pepsi."
"You remind me my wife… why you laugh? She dead."
"That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."
“We support your war of terror!”
“This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan”
“Jagshemash! My name a Borat. These are my country of a Kazakhstan. It nice.”
“My mother, she never love me. She say she wish she was raped by someone else.”
“I like you, do you like me? In Kazakstahn we think America technologely very good, and now I see a very primitive.”
“My sister...she´s a...prostitute. (Answer: That´s sad, why?). She like to make money, high five!”
“Do you like a porno?”
”We say in Kazakhstan, a man who goes to power, must have a big... how you say?( gestures to his groin). How you say...Khram?”
“In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.”
“My wife, she make very much noise when she do a toilet.”
“In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”
“I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.”
“You are a fat!”
“Hello, thank you to speak me.”
“Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.”
“I will put this prize next to the only other one I won, from Central Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters.”
“I want to do a romance inside of you”