Monday, October 23, 2006

Tom Cruise beats Pele in a soccer match with Beckham's help

Tom Cruise is looking for help from an interesting source!

Apparently, Cruise wants to be at the top of his game again (not soccer)

Starring opposite David Beckham (yes the English Soccer player)

Tommy thinks that Davey would be a great playmate in front of the camera. (Take from that what you wish)

He believes they could share in their multi-talents and make a BLOCKBUSTER HIT!

Here are some potential HITS they are reviewing…

THROW YOU THE MONEY!

Cruise represents Beckham as his AGENT...Cruise is trying to give Beckham some bonus money for his play on the field...

REVIEW: David is not concerned with money in this one...so it must be fictional!


COLLATERAL
Beckham and Cruise drive around in a taxi all day looking for a soccer pitch to play on.

REVIEW: Beckham's city driving scares cruise...so this one won't be coming out anytime soon!



THE IMPROBABLE ASSIGNMENT

Beckham plays the Villain who Kidnaps Cruise's girlfriend (played by his real Fiance Katie Holmes)

REVIEW: The Originality of this picture would be too much for critics and the general public to handle!


Unfortunately they have passed on the above movies for UNKNOWN reasons.

So I guess we'll have to wait to see what MAGICAL CONCOCTION these 2 Men will stir up in the near future!!

One thing's for certain...There won't be any shortage of SMILING in their next BIG HIT!

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